Once upon a time, there existed a planet in the darkest corners of a already dark Universe. It was bathed in the darkest of shadows imagina- OKAY, THATS ENOUGH. You get the idea. Shit, Im not paid enough for this narration stuff. Who wrote this script? To hell with it! You see this? This is a gun. And I was trained to use it. Now I'm running this show. Start reeling. I'll pull out a script out of my ass. I didn't mean it literally, so wipe that weird look.
It was the Age of Heroes, when necromancers, kings, demons, and idiot politicians roamed the Earth, just WAITING to be slaughtered by the many prophesied heroes, (Actually more like bandit